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Dr. Yes's Forever Home For Jaded Burners

12/4/2020

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You know, there are some people for whom Burning Man today isn't all puppies and sprinkles. For these people, there was always a year when It Was Better. I'm talking, of course, about Jaded Burners.

Maybe you know one of these people. Maybe you are that person. And if so, today is your lucky day, my friend!

I'm proud to announce my latest entrepreneurial venture since the FDA forced me to shut down my Dr. Yes's Playa Foot Party Tonic product because it was "unsafe for human consumption", whatever that means:

Dr. Yes's Forever Home For Jaded Burners. It's located just over the mountains from the Black Rock, and contains everything a Jaded Burner would need, along with nothing that a Jaded Burner wouldn't want. 

Want to learn more? Listen to the radio spot I put together below.
Ready to sign up? Then I'm ready to take your money and welcome you to the construction phase of the Forever Home for Jaded Burners! Remember: the faster you build it, the quicker you'll have somewhere to sleep.
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1/20/2021 07:31:58 am

Live'n peace under Jesus, not pieces.
Why? 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, mortal:
Im a NDEr.

http://AbstractVocabulary.blogspot.com
GBY

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  • Year by Year HIstory
    • 1986 -1990: The Early Days
    • 1991-1996: Hypergrowth
    • 1997-2000: Maturation
    • 2001-2010: Graceful Aging
    • 2011-2015: The Age of Scarcity
    • 2016-2020: The End?
  • Preparing/Attending
    • Getting Tickets
    • Preparing >
      • Tents and Shade
      • RVs
      • Food and Water
      • Clothing & Costumes
      • Bikes
      • Cameras
      • Lag Screws 101
      • Burning on a Budget
      • Packing List
    • Getting to Burning Man (Entry)
    • Being There >
      • Adventuring on the playa
      • Art
      • Music
      • Poopin' on the Playa
      • Leave No Trace
    • Leaving Burning Man (Exodus)